I Have 3 Retainer Spots Left. Here’s Exactly What You Get — And What You Don’t.
You know you need security. Big firms quoted you €25K. You laughed. I don’t blame you.
€25K for a junior with a scanner and a 200‑page PDF full of noise. A dashboard you’ll never log into. An account manager who doesn’t know your infrastructure from a coffee machine.
There’s a better way. It’s called a solo pentester retainer. No juniors. No dashboards. Just me.
You’re not paying for security. You’re paying for a logo. The big firm protects itself. I protect you. That’s the difference.
The Math — Retainer vs. Breach
Cost of a breach (real numbers):
- Ransomware recovery: €50k – €500k+
- GDPR fine (4% of turnover): €200k – €20M
- Legal fees + remediation: €50k – €200k
- Lost clients + reputation damage: priceless
Cost of a retainer:
- Monthly scans: included
- Quarterly full pentests: included
- 24/7 support: included
- Total: €1,500/month
You’re not paying for a retainer. You’re paying to avoid a fine that will end your business. €1,500/month is cheap insurance. A breach is expensive reality.
€1,500 × 12 months = €18,000/year.
GDPR fine for a small breach = €200,000+.
One breach covers 11 years of retainers. You’re not gambling on security. You’re gambling on not getting caught. Attackers are patient.
What You Get
- ✅ Personal testing. I test everything myself. No juniors. No handoffs. The person who scopes the test runs the test.
- ✅ Real reports. Not 200 pages of false positives. 10–20 pages. Every finding is real. Every fix is actionable.
- ✅ Someone who actually calls you. Critical finding? You get a call before I finish writing the note. No ticket system. No “let me escalate.” Just me.
- ✅ Monthly vulnerability scans. Not automated noise. Scans that actually find things, reviewed by a human who knows your infrastructure.
- ✅ Quarterly full pentests. Deep dives. Chain exploitation. Business logic flaws. The stuff scanners miss.
- ✅ 24/7 support. Breach at 3 AM? You call me. I answer.
- ✅ Pre‑renewal attestation reports. For your insurance, your board, your compliance audit. Proof that you actually tried.
What You Don’t Get
- ❌ Fancy dashboards. Dashboards don’t stop breaches. They just make you feel productive.
- ❌ Account managers. You don’t need a middleman. You need the person who actually breaks things.
- ❌ 50‑page PDFs nobody reads. Your team doesn’t have time to chase false positives. Neither do I.
- ❌ Automated scan dumps. Scanners are tools, not testers. I use them. I don’t let them write the report.
- ❌ “We recommend…” fluff. You get “here’s the exact code change. Let me know when it’s done.”
- ❌ Billable hour anxiety. Fixed monthly price. No surprises. No “we need to extend the engagement.”
Most retainers are designed to make the vendor money, not to make you secure. They bill for dashboards you won’t use and reports you won’t read.
I bill for results. That’s the difference.
The 3‑Spot Scarcity — Why Only 8 Clients
I personally test everything. Every scan. Every pentest. Every late‑night call. That means I can only handle 8 clients at a time.
Not because I want artificial scarcity. Because quality requires focus. You don’t want the person testing your infrastructure to be juggling 20 other clients.
5 spots are taken. 3 are left. When they’re gone, they’re gone. I won’t add more. I won’t hire juniors to scale. You get me or you don’t get the retainer.
🔍 Monthly external vulnerability scans (human‑reviewed)
⚔️ Quarterly full penetration tests (manual + automated)
📞 24/7 emergency support (breach response, questions, anything)
📋 Pre‑renewal attestation report for insurers
🛠️ Fix guidance with exact code examples
🔄 Free retesting after fixes
No hidden fees. No billable hours. Just €1,500/month.
Who This Is For
- ✅ Small businesses who can’t afford a full‑time security team
- ✅ SaaS startups who actually care about customer data
- ✅ Professional services firms (law, accounting, consulting) with client confidentiality requirements
- ✅ Anyone tired of big‑firm nonsense and 200‑page noise reports
Who This Is Not For
- ❌ Companies who need a compliance stamp from a specific big‑four firm
- ❌ Anyone who prefers dashboards over direct access
- ❌ People who want to pay €25K for a logo and feel good about it
You know you need security. You’ve been quoted stupid prices. You’ve seen the 200‑page reports full of noise.
There’s a better way. €1,500/month. No juniors. No dashboards. Just me.
5 spots taken. 3 spots left. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
3 spots left. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
Security retainer: €1,500/month. Monthly scans, quarterly pentests, 24/7 support. No juniors. No dashboards. Just me.
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