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Beanie Called It at $0.30

Why NFT Twitter Hates the Truth (and Why You Should Listen) “But everything is down. You’re not special Beanie for calling it a ponzi at $0.30. It’s just a bad market.”—

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03. Nov

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How to Get Banned from CryptoPunks Without Even Trying

A Comedy-Tragedy in 7 Acts Featuring accidentally rich woke liberals and the founders who cashed out $400M without a single apology. TRIGGER WARNING: This post contains facts, rece

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03. Nov

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Pixel Pioneers: How 2021’s Basement NFTs Are Still Slaying the Millionaire Mirage

Hey, digital dreamers—grab your wallet and a stiff drink. We’re time-traveling to 2021, when “NFT” went from tech-bro whisper to global fever dream. Bitcoin was mooning, Cl

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02. Nov

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Art Has Always Been 10% Skill, 90% Schmoozing

(Ask Van Gogh) He painted 900 canvases, sold one in his lifetime, and died with 85 francs to his name. The schmooze just hadn’t arrived yet. The Eternal Ratio Art history is a le

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01. Nov

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Will the Digital Art Market Ever Decouple from Crypto? (Short Answer: Partially)

The digital art market will mature and decouple from liquid token markets. Is this true? Short answer: Partially true, but not fully decoupled yet—and likely never will be comple

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31. Oct

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Amazon Just Dropped 5,000 NFTs… And They Sold Out Faster Than Prime Day Toasters

A Hilarious (But Actually Useful) Guide to Buying, Selling, and Not Screaming Into the Void October 31, 2025 – Somewhere in Seattle, Jeff Bezos is grinning like a guy who just di

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30. Oct

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Why Art NFTs Are the Endgame: Beyond the 90% Casino, 10% Masterpiece Divide in 2025

Let’s cut the JPEG: NFTs have long been a wild ride—90% neon-lit casino floor, where degens chase the next pump like moths to a Solana flame, and just 10% hushed gallery wi

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26. Oct

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JPEGs in the Wallet: Why Your Crypto Art is Ghosting Your Living Room (And How to Fix It)

Hey there, fellow art enthusiasts, crypto cowboys, and anyone who’s ever impulse-bought a pixelated monkey only to realize it’s not house-trained. Welcome to Artful She

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19. Oct

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Raoul Pal’s Top 3 NFT Artists Bombshell: Gatekeeping or Gospel? (Spoiler: It’s a Circus)

Hey hey, pixel pilgrims and blockchain barbarians! Buckle up for another romp through the NFT funhouse mirror here at NFT Nonsense, where we turn crypto drama into digestible drama

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19. Oct

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OpenSea’s SEA Token: Swimming Upstream in the NFT Ocean – Or Just Another Shark in Disguise?

Hey there, fellow crypto cowboys and digital doodle enthusiasts! Welcome back to NFT Nonsense, where we dissect the wild world of non-fungible tomfoolery with a side of snark and a

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